This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
This is SO sweet. 🥰
In the Nightmare on Elm Street series, Freddy Krueger kills young people who have dreams, which is also known as capitalism
coffee mug that says "dont talk to me til i've seen images of my fucked up little man
You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy
This is called being a cat
Or a chihuahua.
Anonymous asked:
i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.
penstab answered:
SIR, PLEASE,
YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY
SIR!!!!!!
